A member called me and said “My doctor authorized me to get three pills a day. WHY am I only being sent two pills a day?”
I asked for the prescription number. It dated back to 2010. This happened in 2014.
“It must be an old bottle,” she said. “But why am I only getting two a day? My prescription says three a day.”
I asked her when the last time was that she got medicine from us.
“I’m expecting it any day now,” she said. “You’re supposed to be sending it. I have the prescription right here.”
“Have you sent it in yet?”
“No. But it says three a day.”
Okay, let me get this straight. The last bottle this person has from us dates from four years ago. We have to have the prescription, of course, before we can send medicine.
She isn’t asking me why we haven’t sent the medicine yet, she’s asking me why her bottle, now, says two a day. So she’s asking me in effect why her prescription, that she is holding in her hand and hasn’t sent in, doesn’t change the bottle that she got four years ago to read “three a day.”
I politely told her she had to send in her prescription and we would be happy to send her three a day.
“Oh,” she said, as if it was a new idea. She was not elderly. She was a working professional. Who apparently thinks I have a time machine.
I don’t know if you’ve seen anyone with a forehead tattoo, let alone a black person with a forehead tattoo, anywhere except on Stargate. I sure haven’t. I’ve seen people with facial tattoos of other kinds on cheek, temple, neck, once in a blue moon the chin, but never on the forehead. In fact, I can’t think of any other group of people who regularly have forehead tattoos!
So, I have to ask, is there something Bill O’Reilly knows that we don’t? Are there groups of Jaffa, secretly living and working in our midst, or maybe not working because they can’t find jobs with their facial disfigurement? Is that why they go to work for Goa’uld System Lords, because they can’t find work elsewhere? I’d always thought the System Lord gave them the tattoo, but perhaps it’s the other way around?
Maybe Obama, who looks suspiciously like the System Lord Apophis, will decide to build a giant pyramid in DC as a public works project and also to land his starship on, and use all those Jaffa to guard it as we human slaves work on it?