The Lizard Lord

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Behold!  I am the Lizard Lord!  Watch as I do pushups to impress all the ladies!  I am Lord of all I survey, which is pretty much… this wall, um, and some trees, and oh, some brick planters… and doves!  I totally survey the doves too!

Did I mention I’m related to giant dinosaurs?  And so what if I’m only a foot long?

Laugh not at my blue belly, for I rule this backyard!

…Signed, the Spiny Desert Lizard.

I, Bugs

…am a most notable rabbit.

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Look for me and you won’t see me – for I live beneath the Oleander, and I like to look like a rock, even as I nibble.  See?  Or rather, not?

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Yet, here I am, with my impeccable desert camouflage.

Mistress Cat must be so jealous as she watches me through the glass, as I and my large family choose the parking lot in which to romp.

I am, indeed, a notable rabbit.

 

via Daily Prompt: Notable