Behold! I am the Lizard Lord! Watch as I do pushups to impress all the ladies! I am Lord of all I survey, which is pretty much… this wall, um, and some trees, and oh, some brick planters… and doves! I totally survey the doves too!
Did I mention I’m related to giant dinosaurs? And so what if I’m only a foot long?
Laugh not at my blue belly, for I rule this backyard!
…Signed, the Spiny Desert Lizard.
…am a most notable rabbit.
Look for me and you won’t see me – for I live beneath the Oleander, and I like to look like a rock, even as I nibble. See? Or rather, not?
Yet, here I am, with my impeccable desert camouflage.
Mistress Cat must be so jealous as she watches me through the glass, as I and my large family choose the parking lot in which to romp.
I am, indeed, a notable rabbit.
via Daily Prompt: Notable