Sarcastic Answers to Stupid Spam

Here is a collection of spam questions, and sarcastic answers to it that I found funny.  In the WebMD Answers forum I frequent, it’s better to put an answer on a spam post, because it causes the spam to drop off the ‘unanswered questions’ list while we’re waiting for moderators to delete it.  So here are some of the more amusing pieces of spam, and their “answers.”

URLs have been deleted to avoid giving them any fame.

Q.

What does sleigh mean in cot beds?

Abacus Baby stock a wide range of baby products from pushchairs, car seats, cots and baby changing accessories, all at highly competitive prices.

A.

It’s a magical cot bed that takes you on wild ride through a fantasy landscape adorned with snow.  Watch out for the White Queen.

She might report you.

 

Q.

Flawless Elite Cream Reviews you have usual skin tone, moisturizing after daily must be enough, but should you have dried skin tone or skin tone using a situation you may want to look at moisturizing a second time every day :

A.

Wow.  How did you know?.  I totally have dried skin tone AND skin tone using a situation!  I can really use that “supplement.”

And… reported.

 

Q.

Today, I’m going to reduction out all of the important things that go into a dexterously meant bodybuilding diet and go ahead you how to put it all together for maximum efficiency

A.

 

Today, I’m going to reduction out all the SPAM so that I can go on a dexterously meant spamtossing program.

Reported.

 

Q.

Dermafi Cream Reviews will find without any formulas available of which offers you a method to renew this misplaced firming tissue that you’ll require as a way to get rid of the bulk of this lines on your pores and skin by way of example.

A.

Really?  I have lines ON my PORES?  Wow.  How did I get those?

Reported.

 

Q.

Flawless Elite Cream Reviews These unique elements work magic in opposition to drying and breakouts, and can make it much easier for the elements for being absorbed to the skin tone. Aloe Notara itself is usually 100 percent healthy,

A.

 

“Aloe Notara itself is usually 100 percent healthy.”  Okay, great.  But what about my skin when I put the stuff on me?  I’m glad the plant is feeling well, but will I?

Reported.

Q.

Colon Rejuvenator Reviews thirty days just isn’t prolonged sufficient with regard to enhanced androgenic hormone or testosterone amounts in order to have an affect on muscle mass growth as well as growth.

A.

As much as I would like to see my colon rejuvenated like a flower in the desert after Monsoon, I fail to see how testosterone  has anything to do with it.  Oh wait.  It’s because this is SPAM.

Reported.

Q.

Add at least 1 cup of well-ventilated or sedated blueberries or supplementary berries a day to your diet.

A.

I want to know where to buy well ventilated or sedated blueberries!

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