When your human is sitting in your chair and you want to sleep in it, it cna be difficult to get them to move. Luckily, there is a strategy. As a good and cunning cat, here’s what you do.
1. Meow, look at them cutely, ask for pettings.
2. Meow some more, move over to the couch. Gesture at them to follow.
3. When human moves to couch, meow and accept pettings. It’s best to reward your human for good behavior.
4. Hop up on your chair while it’s still warm, and fall asleep. Your human will be fine on the couch.
Mindflight 
Haha. I don’t believe a cat wrote this… it isn’t half as diabolical as it should be! 🙂
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