I didn’t know this before, but apparently I’m incredibly brave! I throw myself in the face of danger all the time. Yes, it’s true. I knowingly, and willingly, eat uncooked sprouts!
I’ll give you a minute for your heartrate to drop. I don’t want to cause an MI, here. But there’s more. I also… eat eggs with runny yolks. And I drive a car without side impact airbags so it’s not built a mile off the ground and still has decent visibility.
Not only that… but for my next death-defying act, I do all my own braking and shifting. Every last bit! By all the propaganda, I should be dead by now.
I think I’m going to need to be fitted for a spandex outfit. What color do you think my cape should be?