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Beans of Doom

1 20 ounce bag 16 bean (or greater) mix 1 can tomato juice coarsely chopped fresh garlic to taste garlic powder red pepper flakes black pepper dry french fry seasoning or kosher salt dried basil 1 Tablespoon olive oil (optional)

Bean Mix refers to those sixteen bean or twenty one bean mixes you buy at the grocery store. This will work with any dried bean but generally the more types of bean, the better.

Hot-soak beans by bringing to a boil then simmering for one hour.

Put water in beans and drain, add more water and boil, adding red pepper, black pepper, oil and french fry seasoning. Simmer for about two hours or until beans are soft. ‘Gravy’ will probably form. This is good. Add garlic and simmer a bit longer, then turn off heat. Add garlic powder, basil and tomato sauce. Stir well.

This recipe made me many good meals living out in the wilds of Nevada. Yes, you can make it over an open fire in a big pot.

The Difference between Shrimp and Prawns

I just learned something interesting. Though often sold as such, prawns aren’t just big shrimp! Strictly speaking, a prawn is actually a different type of animal. The gills have a different structure than shrimp, they have claws, they carry their eggs inside their body, and their flavor is different too. Shrimp carry their eggs outside their body under the tail.

To make things more confusing, however, they both live on the sea bottom and some shrimp can be larger than some prawns.

Who knew?

Tales from the Desk Side 1

I work at a mail order pharmacy. Sometimes funny things happen.

A member called with this question regarding the label on their pill bottles. Member: Why did I get two instructions? Me: What did they say? Member: The first one says take one pill two times a day by mouth with food. Me: What does the other one say? Member: Take one pill two times a day by mouth with food. Me: That’s the same. Member: But why did I get two bottles? Me: (After checking for duplicate orders) It shows we gave 180 pills. We can’t fit that many pills in just one bottle. Member: (Angry) How was I supposed to know that?? I don’t have osmosis!!! Me: (Doubletake, trying to be just as kind as can be) Well, if you are ever unsure, we do include the number of bottles on the label…

Before anybody says it’s because she’s old or confused, she was 28 and only on one pill, which was not mind altering by the way.

Roh Learns to Fly

It all started with a yellow piece of paper.

“Introductory flying lesson at Pearson Air, 40 dollars!” I got an extra for my roommate. I kept that scrap for months until I could save up the money.

Well, actually it started earlier than that- when I flew in a Fairchild Metroliner from Moses Lake to Olympia, I remembered my childhood obsession with Amelia Eearhart. So the childhood obsession came first.

New beginning.  It all started when I told people that I would be a pilot.

At about two years of age, some neighbor said “you have such long fingers, are you going to play the piano when you grow up?” To which I responded “no, I’ll use them to reach the dashboard on my plane!”

So it started there, I guess. And continued.  My first flight was in an ultralight, a Flightstar II trainer. I went up to 2000 feet but was too scared to take the controls when they were offered to me.  I think the absence of a door or a full fuselage had a little to do with it. Thank goodness for five point restraints!  I overcame my normal reticence and snuggled up close to the pilot when we banked at an uncomfortable angle.

I enjoyed the flight and wanted to go up again- I didn’t get a chance until my 21st birthday, when I got a plane ride to visit my parents as a present, on that aforementioned Metroliner. I had a blast. A couple of tame commuter flights and a lot of dreaming later, we get to the beginning of this story.

The orchestra strikes an opening chord, the curtain rises. Our heroine is wearing jeans and a t-shirt. She is standing in the kitchen of a small apartment, holding a carefully unfolded yellow coupon, nervously preparing to call Pearson Air to schedule a flight lesson…

The roommate had gone up a week prior, so I knew what to expect. I knew that the instructor, whose name was Dave, would let me do most of the flying-unlike my intro flight in the ultralight. I called and made the arrangements, inwardly jumping up and down just to be TALKING to a pilot, let alone taking the first step toward becoming one myself.

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19 May, 2002

That Saturday found me and the roommate at the Olympia airport, wending our way through the hangar, following little signs that said simply “flight training here.” Pearson Air was an interesting place, with a comfortable looking pilot’s lounge complete with couches, TV, water cooler and coffee pot. It had an interesting smell, too, sort of sweetish, possibly from upholstery cleaner. I made sure to wear my recently acquired flight jacket.

To my endless amusement, my new instructor was wearing something similar, along with a pair of aviator shades. Dave was a nice enough fellow, with dark curly hair and a relaxed way around him. There was no mention of paying in advance, or signing of paperwork, just an avuncular “let’s go flyin’,” and we were out the door.

The plane was parked nearby and we got in without preliminaries. He got the engine started and we were off. With a lot of help I taxied to the runway and he made the necessary radio calls. It felt natural to steer with my feet, but I wasn’t very good at it. Soon I found myself at the end of a big strip of concrete, with my own hands on the controls, my own keister in the left seat, and I was happier than anything. He worked trim and flaps and had me push power in- almost before I knew it, I was flying! I was entranced with just the idea of being in the air.

He showed me how to keep the plane level and guided me through some gentle turns. At one point I was concentrating on keeping the wings parallel with the horizon- I looked over and noticed that Dave didn’t have his hands anywhere near the controls. He was unconcernedly talking about landmarks. I was impressed. All those years of dreaming of flight, and I was finally doing it! My face was set to Permagrin.

Dave handled most of the landing, explaining what he was doing as he did it, letting me do as much as I could-not much. Dreamily, I floated back into the airport office. A fellow pilot (I assume) asked Dave how the flying was since he got his pilot’s license back, after the violations. Dave hastily explained that the person was kidding- but I already knew, and thought it was funny.

Then I wrote out my check to Pearson Air, and received a small Cessna-logo logbook. Inside was the notation “.5 hours. Intro to 152. Level turns, landings, takeoff,” and the instructor’s signature complete with license number. I handled that little booklet as if it were a relic from a lost civilization.

My face was stuck on Permagrin for most of that week. I couldn’t wait to get back. Unfortunately though, I didn’t get in the air again for several weeks… one lesson and I was hooked. It hadn’t been scary at all, but natural and fun. My fear of heights was nonexistent in the air.

For my birthday I got enough for two lessons. As soon as I could, I called in my reservation…

Subjective Truth

More and more, truth is treated as relative. Each person is thought of as having their own truth. While this may be useful for emotional response or philosophy, it can cause real problems when speaking about matters where there really is one truth.

For example, I see people all the time who believe what they want, even when faced with overwhelming evidence to the contrary, because they were taught that truth is relative. If a scientist is presented with facts, then they must adapt to those facts rather than ignore them in the face of their own agenda. If rainfall is higher than previous years in a given area, for example, then it would be insane to claim that it is dryer! Or if the actual temperatures of each day of the winter have been five degrees cooler, then it doesn’t make sense to say the winter has been warmer.

People, both scientists and professors and laymen, often believe things despite evidence to the contrary. Truth is not relative, it is absolute. Perception is the only thing that is different. What are some examples you can think of?

Erasers

Being able to take your pencil marks up off the paper is as important as being able to put them on in the first place. In my years of drawing, I have settled on two main types of erasers and use both for different purposes. Both are very inexpensive.

The best eraser if you are working on rough paper or doing a lot of work with soft pencils is a gum eraser, or kneaded eraser. It costs a dollar or two and looks like grey clay. If it gets dirty, knead it and work it and it will come clean again. You can form it into a small point for taking up small areas, or a big broad blob for erasing large areas. It is gentle on the paper.

The best eraser if you are working on smooth paper or with hard pencils, is a white vinyl eraser. Good ones are made by Staedtler Mars, and also only cost a dollar or two. They are used by draftsmen. A white vinyl eraser is rectangular with sharp edges and a cardboard cover around it. Used carefully, you can erase large areas cleanly and it does a good job picking up pencil marks. Wipe it off on an old T-shirt if it needs to be cleaned, tissue works well too.

Another drafting tool that is really good for art is an eraser shield. It’s a thin piece of metal with various sized slots in it, and it’s very good for erasing exactly where you want to, and no more. This, too, is also available at most large office supply stores.

If you want to check out a great selection of art supplies, DickBlick.com is the place to go.

Meetings on the Phone


I work the phones. Sometimes I get frustrated but many times I love my customers dearly.

I spoke to a World War II vet a few months ago. That population is dwindling and it was a real treat to talk to him. He was quite sharp and had traveled, we got to talking. He’d been some places I’d been, and though I didn’t hear any war stories we connected quickly and parted friends.

Another day, there was a really nice lady who had lived in my town several decades ago. I was able to tell her what had changed, and what was different, and that some of the things she had loved so well about the area were still true.

And then there was the sweet-voiced Irish grandma who said “I want to talk to you next time,” and when I told her that it was random whom she’d get and we didn’t have extensions, hoped to talk to me anyway. A month later, I heard her again on the other line… she said “I wanted to get you, and I did.” It’s never happened before or since.

Many times I get calls from people expecting sto talk to omeone who is bored with their job, who doesn’t want to hear their stories, who doesn’t want to connect with them as people, who just wants to get it over with.

I love surprising them.

Elder Wisdom

I spoke to a very charming and gracious woman who, over the course of our call, revealed that she had been playing piano and organ for many years. This was ever since she played for her first wedding, 64 years ago. While I completed her order, we talked about music… I confided that I’d always wanted to learn an instrument and she said “you sound young, you always can.” I suppose I am. At 35 I don’t feel young anymore. But she ought to know… we spoke of bagpipes and their beauty, and how we’d both wanted to learn them at one point. As I closed the call I thought about what she said. The book isn’t closed.

You are still young.

You still can.

What skill have you always wanted to learn?

Surfaces

Whether art board, paper, or canvas, there are places you can skimp and places you cannot. Better to buy masonite panels at your hardware store and gesso them yourself, then buy a badly stretched, flimsy canvas at a big-box craft store. Better to save up and get paper with a good tooth rather than get cheap stuff that will make it impossible to get a good line. That said, a ream of printer paper is good for most marker or technical pen practice. It does have a tendency to bleed however.

For the novice, better paper tends to tell you what the weight is. The simplest rule is, generally, the heavier the better.

For interested parties, some of the best deals on quality art materials can be found at DickBlick.com.

Pencils

You can have a lot of fun with a good pencil. That won’t necessarily make or break a piece, but it can be hard to do good work if you have bad materials. The best pencils have leads that make a dark, smooth line, don’t have a lot of hard chunks in the lead, are easily sharpenable, and are centered in the wood so they sharpen properly.

You may consider trying a woodless graphite. They are pure graphite wrapped in a tough outer coating. You sharpen them just like a pencil but the whole tip can be used to make lines! They come in an assortment of hardnesses. My essential set consists of a 2b or Hb, a 6b and a 9b. Layout is done with the 2b and the shadows are filled in with the darker, softer 6b. Woodless graphites cost a dollar or two each and last a very long time.

Don’t forget a quality mechanical pencil. It can be invaluable for making crisp fine lines. Buy a good one and it will last forever. A good one can be had for less than ten dollars in the drafting section of an office supply store.

Or just shop at Dick Blick – they’re awesome.